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THE FIRST TRULY OFFENSIVE RANT ON THE BOARD...LET'S TALK RELIGION MOTHER !@#$!


You guys know what the !@#$ Frc is? It's the 'FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL', a bunch of religous righties, who are truly nutty.....

....and in keeping with the tradition of being religous wingnuts, they also have a nutty newsletter they send out. In what can best be described as "putting lipstick on a urine-soaked crucifix," the FRC tells us, "God answered many of our fervent pre-election prayers! But the causes of faith, family and freedom lost significant ground." Does that mean that God is just !@#$ with us? No, of course not, you faithless bastards. It just means we gotta re-double our efforts: "With repentance and prayer, we must lay foundations for the next election, and not wait until then to plead for mercy to avoid greater, even more unthinkable losses! Focused prayer for our civil government must become part of the core of church life, if America and religious liberty are to survive."

The great thing about the Super-Duper Prayer Team's weekly prayerilingus list is that each admonition includes a suggested readin' from the Good Book (which is not, it seems, Tropic of Cancer, but the Bible). After the soul-stirring cry for us to pray harder, !@#$, pray harder, it is suggested that we look at 1 Timothy 2. So the I did.

The chapter begins with blah, blah, fuckin' blah about prayer bein' all great and !@#$. Then, round about verse 8, it starts. First saying that women should "adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." And it's got this lovely couple of verses: "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

So what's the implication here? Because, you know, it's the fuckin' Bible. There's other passages that say, "Pray real good." Is the Family Research Council, whose president, Tony Perkins, is a regular on Fox "news" and CNN, blaming feminism for the election losses? Well, of course it is. Otherwise, one has to blame oneself, adapt, change. Evolve, if you will.

The Super-Duper Prayer Team blast o' doom continues: "Our valiant prayer efforts did not impede the relentless march of the culture of death. Yet we mustn't retreat or yield to discouragement. Spirit-led, organized, strategic prayer efforts must be put into place long before the next election. We must prevail over the principalities and powers that energize the advocates of abortion and homosexuality, who now dominate our political [sign in to see URL] mountain-moving prayer will stop them."

'Cause, see, nothing is more important than "the issues of our day: the abortion holocaust, the homosexual agenda, the indoctrination of children and other practices that must be stopped if America is to survive." That's followed by a happy little jig over the passage of the anti-gay marriage measures and other ballot initiatives, which, of course, is the product of the same prayerdomy that failed to get Republicans elected most everywhere. Not know the ways of God? Howzabout that that big fuckin' sky wizard's just in it for kicks?

Mainly what the updates of the Super-Duper Prayer Team reveal is how the Christian right is going to frame upcoming battles. And how they are already preparing to get their followers into the kind of savage froth one witnesses when watching a really intense baboon jack off.

		
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Re: THE FIRST TRULY OFFENSIVE RANT ON THE BOARD...LET'S TALK RELIGION MOTHER !@#$!


I learned all that womyn's lib stuff back at the Secular Humanist Institute of Theology but after I got married I've come to rethink it all.

There's much to be said about invoking the authority of the Almighty to keep women silent, trust me! Whether we have to create G_d, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or some other divine boogieman in our own image, if it will bring a little peace and quiet, it's worth it!
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Re: THE FIRST TRULY OFFENSIVE RANT ON THE BOARD...LET'S TALK RELIGION MOTHER !@#$!


Many of the books of the Bible were written as "instructions" by the Apostles. I'm not all that keen on "Paul's letters", as well as a few other books, such as this one.

I rely more on the sermons of Jesus himslf; Jesus never said anything about any human being "less than" another.

Many of these letters were based on old Judaic Law, NOT Jesus' teachings.
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Re: THE FIRST TRULY OFFENSIVE RANT ON THE BOARD...LET'S TALK RELIGION MOTHER !@#$!


Hey [sign in to see URL] to see [sign in to see URL] is nothing more dangerous than religious [sign in to see URL] ANY religion....

[sign in to see URL] went to a Catholic high [sign in to see URL] a tie for 4 [sign in to see URL] why I hate ties [sign in to see URL] was taught in my religion class that we are to take the Bible [sign in to see URL] literally...



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"Hey [sign in to see URL] to see [sign in to see URL] is nothing more dangerous than religious [sign in to see URL] ANY religion.... "

Pardon you. Much more dangerous are the O'Sodomite radicals. They (you?) could well wreck this great country if we do not keep their feet to the fire......

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AWWW, big bad surftool is scared of some religious types.

I guess the tards need a new boogeyman to blame for everything now that they don't have Dubya to kick around for much longer.

Kinda funny, really when you consider the religious fervor which they have displayed toward the chosen one, their own little messiah.

I would venture to say that their messiah Obama The Chosen One will be for more destructive to this country than any bible thumpers ever could be.

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Oh PLEASE Mr. Curtis.. PLEASE let me back in. I'll be good, honest! Just don't BAN me!

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!
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Pipe down [sign in to see URL] lost your "man" privileges the moment you starting whining like a fu_cking !@#$! You don't have permission to speak! Go back to timeout like the good little !@#$ that we all know you are.
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What the liberals on this and other boards have yet to realize is; once they ban a poster -- they have already lost any high ground and crawl back under their rocks.

Can you say P A T H E T I C little twerps with little or no moral attributes worth a pound of salt who think they are smart, but are all so dumb.

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Re: THE FIRST TRULY OFFENSIVE RANT ON THE BOARD...LET'S TALK RELIGION MOTHER !@#$!


quote:

I would venture to say that their messiah Obama The Chosen One will be for more destructive to this country than any bible thumpers ever could be.






Hey jizz , Obama is more sporitual than bush even , we are talking about psycho christians like you , also , bush and you freaks where is the one's that kept bringing up god the last 8 years , so as usual you are full of it



And do not get to lippy with us or we will have Case ban you (kidding)



LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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